May 2013
148 posts
That moment when someone asks you something and...
sodamnrelatable:
my parents said to go to bed early
it is early
in the morning
pizza:
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
“The fact that you’re struggling doesn’t make you a burden. It doesn’t make you...”
– Daniell Koepke (via internal-acceptance-movement)
Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
Me: Math.
i love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling, but because whenever characters get upset or surprised they go from
to
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
laurarw:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
y0ung-blood:
the-streeets:
onlytheilluminatisurvive:
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that
this is so fucking true holy shit
everything makes so much sense now
If other planets switched places with the Moon,...
humanvolunteerforce:
did-you-kno:
This is the Moon.
But imagine for a second that the Moon switched places with other planets. This is what you would see (subject to staying alive, of course):
Mars:
Venus:
Uranus:
Neptune:
Saturn:
Jupiter:
Gallifrey:
cas-regenerates:
supernatural-black-hole:
you-told-me-think-about-it:
ohitsjustkim:
fairgroundsoldier:
01012012:
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
don’t forget that you’re also one day closer to watch the next episode of your favorite show (unless your...
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
warpfactortimelord:
sophiatheunicorniologist:
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viridian-ebubbles:
emkay-mlp:
My parents often warned me that people on the internet could be lying about who they really are but I’ve found that the internet is the only place where people are truly themselves and in reality they lie about who they are offline.
this is so true it hurts
bowlegsandangels:
killercest:
cameronjohngodfrey:
azazels-child:
why is sexuality such a big thing like
just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent
why is it such a huge thing
You should run for office.
if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder
yeah, definitely run for office.
Go to google translator, write Tumblr. English to...
sodamnrelatable:
I’m like….
